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Comment Of The Week: The Comedic Theory Of History

COTW winner Cesare explains, I have long considered a Comedic Theory of History. The animating concept is the most outrageous comedy of a few years’ past becomes the serious current events of our...

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What’s More Pathetic Than A White Knight?

A beta orbiter white knight. Some toolbags you just can’t reach. So you get what we have here, which is the way he wants it… well, he gets it… a pat on the blockhead and blue balls for his years of...

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Friendzone Brutality: Help A Beta Out

Think girls don’t know about their complicity in creating safe friendzones for beta male orbiters to asexually occupy? “Bring the movies”, this guy is not. Even his winky emoticon looks beta, like it’s...

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Break A Dog Leg Man

There’s nothing more comically predictable than stories about chicks doing what they do best: Digging jerks. Reader Waffles passes along a chicks dig jerks anecdote, Double Infinity Plus in a Series....

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Black Angel, White Devil

Whenever you read a news story or watch a conveniently edited video seemingly demonstrating a BadWhite cop injudiciously restraining a nonwhite Being of Light, you can bet nine out of ten times there’s...

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The Three Beta Male Mortal Sins

Beta males regularly commit three mortal sins that banish them to the Hell of Incel. They are listed here. Why are the Big Three Beta Male Sins against love of a mortal nature? One, the sin involves a...

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Friendzoning Girls As A Pickup Strategy

Have you ever thought about the seductive magic contained in the element of preemptive friendzoning? A strategic disqualification of a girl has the potential to spark an instantaneous attraction for...

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Shiv Of The Week: Caitlyn Dolezal

Via F_McGillicudy, who rightfully earns this week’s SOTW. In case you were wondering about the absurd backstory. Dolezal sounds like an anti-anxiety med. Fitting. Mockery will destroy leftoid...

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Be A Secks God

Remember Alana Massey? No? Ok, remember the CH evisceration of her? Ah, yes, that does ring a bell. She’s back, but in a different way, providing ugly truth fodder that’s fun for the whole family. Her...

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To Whom Should Men Turn For Advice About Women?

In a Steve Sailer comment thread to a post about Tim Hunt, (the Nobel Prize winning scientist who made the reasonable observation that women scientists are emotionally fragile and can’t take...

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¡SCIENCE!: ‘Five Minutes Of Alpha’ Is A Real Thing

Chateau Heartiste, 2009: Maxim #101: For most women, five minutes of alpha is worth five years of beta. ¡SCIENCE!, 2015: Resisting Connection Following Social Exclusion: Rejection by an Attractive...

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Why Are Some Beta Males Bitter About Women?

They weren’t born that way, they were made that way, by repeated failure with women in the sexual marketplace. Their romantic failure is a consequence of their inexperience, lack of game, and their...

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Comment Of The Week: The General Theory Of Maintenance Relativity

shartiste wins this week’s COTW. This might be his second trophy. Hey man, save some for the betas. high maintenance has become a beta rationalization term. most often it means “I’m not high enough SMV...

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Why Less Attractive Girls Act Bitchy

In a normally functioning social dynamic, less attractive women (and lower status men) behave more deferentially toward their betters than do hotter women (and higher status men) toward their lessers,...

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What Was Rachel Dolezal’s Motivation?

A bevy of armchair psychologists (including yours truly) have attempted to explain Rachel Dolezal’s motivation for renouncing her white race to pass as a high yella black woman. Among the theories:...

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America, Then And Now

1963: Hey! Little Girl Comb your hair, fix your makeup Soon he will open the door Don’t think because there’s a ring on your finger You needn’t try anymore For wives should always be lovers too Run to...

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The Lifelong Rewards Of Game

This photo taken by a reader is a whimsical foray into the world of the stalkerati, but the reasons for posting it here are flattering, so I believe the subject matter wouldn’t object too strongly....

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Letter From A Dystopian Future

Lifted from a 4chan board (author unknown), a letter from a dystopian future (via): Living in EU-mandated Tolerance Zone #2931 Wake up late for work at vegan food packaging plant Get dressed in a rush...

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Donald Trump For President

…until somebody better comes along, which, this being post-America, they probably won’t. According to the economists, who I’m not big believers in, but, nevertheless, this is what they’re saying, that...

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