Comment Of The Week: The Comedic Theory Of History
COTW winner Cesare explains, I have long considered a Comedic Theory of History. The animating concept is the most outrageous comedy of a few years’ past becomes the serious current events of our...
View ArticleWhat’s More Pathetic Than A White Knight?
A beta orbiter white knight. Some toolbags you just can’t reach. So you get what we have here, which is the way he wants it… well, he gets it… a pat on the blockhead and blue balls for his years of...
View ArticleFriendzone Brutality: Help A Beta Out
Think girls don’t know about their complicity in creating safe friendzones for beta male orbiters to asexually occupy? “Bring the movies”, this guy is not. Even his winky emoticon looks beta, like it’s...
View ArticleBreak A Dog Leg Man
There’s nothing more comically predictable than stories about chicks doing what they do best: Digging jerks. Reader Waffles passes along a chicks dig jerks anecdote, Double Infinity Plus in a Series....
View ArticleBlack Angel, White Devil
Whenever you read a news story or watch a conveniently edited video seemingly demonstrating a BadWhite cop injudiciously restraining a nonwhite Being of Light, you can bet nine out of ten times there’s...
View ArticleThe Three Beta Male Mortal Sins
Beta males regularly commit three mortal sins that banish them to the Hell of Incel. They are listed here. Why are the Big Three Beta Male Sins against love of a mortal nature? One, the sin involves a...
View ArticleFriendzoning Girls As A Pickup Strategy
Have you ever thought about the seductive magic contained in the element of preemptive friendzoning? A strategic disqualification of a girl has the potential to spark an instantaneous attraction for...
View ArticleShiv Of The Week: Caitlyn Dolezal
Via F_McGillicudy, who rightfully earns this week’s SOTW. In case you were wondering about the absurd backstory. Dolezal sounds like an anti-anxiety med. Fitting. Mockery will destroy leftoid...
View ArticleBe A Secks God
Remember Alana Massey? No? Ok, remember the CH evisceration of her? Ah, yes, that does ring a bell. She’s back, but in a different way, providing ugly truth fodder that’s fun for the whole family. Her...
View ArticleTo Whom Should Men Turn For Advice About Women?
In a Steve Sailer comment thread to a post about Tim Hunt, (the Nobel Prize winning scientist who made the reasonable observation that women scientists are emotionally fragile and can’t take...
View Article¡SCIENCE!: ‘Five Minutes Of Alpha’ Is A Real Thing
Chateau Heartiste, 2009: Maxim #101: For most women, five minutes of alpha is worth five years of beta. ¡SCIENCE!, 2015: Resisting Connection Following Social Exclusion: Rejection by an Attractive...
View ArticleWhy Are Some Beta Males Bitter About Women?
They weren’t born that way, they were made that way, by repeated failure with women in the sexual marketplace. Their romantic failure is a consequence of their inexperience, lack of game, and their...
View ArticleComment Of The Week: The General Theory Of Maintenance Relativity
shartiste wins this week’s COTW. This might be his second trophy. Hey man, save some for the betas. high maintenance has become a beta rationalization term. most often it means “I’m not high enough SMV...
View ArticleWhy Less Attractive Girls Act Bitchy
In a normally functioning social dynamic, less attractive women (and lower status men) behave more deferentially toward their betters than do hotter women (and higher status men) toward their lessers,...
View ArticleWhat Was Rachel Dolezal’s Motivation?
A bevy of armchair psychologists (including yours truly) have attempted to explain Rachel Dolezal’s motivation for renouncing her white race to pass as a high yella black woman. Among the theories:...
View ArticleAmerica, Then And Now
1963: Hey! Little Girl Comb your hair, fix your makeup Soon he will open the door Don’t think because there’s a ring on your finger You needn’t try anymore For wives should always be lovers too Run to...
View ArticleThe Lifelong Rewards Of Game
This photo taken by a reader is a whimsical foray into the world of the stalkerati, but the reasons for posting it here are flattering, so I believe the subject matter wouldn’t object too strongly....
View ArticleLetter From A Dystopian Future
Lifted from a 4chan board (author unknown), a letter from a dystopian future (via): Living in EU-mandated Tolerance Zone #2931 Wake up late for work at vegan food packaging plant Get dressed in a rush...
View ArticleDonald Trump For President
…until somebody better comes along, which, this being post-America, they probably won’t. According to the economists, who I’m not big believers in, but, nevertheless, this is what they’re saying, that...
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