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Women Would Rather Be Miserable Than Bored

I’m finally dating someone who’s not an asshole. And I’m bored. Everything you’ve ever read at the Chateau is here confirmed by a woman suffering the burden of dating a nice guy. (Man’s fault) Via Empa...

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The Rare Thousand Cock Stare-Thousand Cock Mouth Combination

I don’t do the boyfriend thing. That’s why I’m single. Yeah, that’s why. S O U R G R A P E S fatgirlblowjobsmaskingexistentialbitterness.txt She’s been hurt so many times that Haagen Daz stock rises...

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Comment Of The Week: The Sickly Sweet Shiv

jeangray07 runs away with this week’s COTW: I can usually tell when a friend’s marriage or relationship is on its downward slope. When she says he’s her “best friend”.

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1984 Was A Starter’s Guide

Via /pol/ News Network, “STARVE, NAZI!” – from your friends at Amazon bedminster comments, The two words that are popping up on a lot of electronic products are “Alexa Enabled”. This should concern...

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¡SCIENCE! Externally Validates CH Poon Commandment VIII

Poon Commandment VIII: VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary Do not say you’re sorry for every wrong thing you do. It is a posture of submission that no man should reflexively adopt, no...

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Women Are Anathema To Revolutionary Movements

This is why it’s wise to keep women out of vanguard roles in a revolutionary movement: (Zoomable link) Perhaps the most important lesson here is that women are a weak point in any political movement,...

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Ministry Of Twatter

The Lilliputian Lucifer, Jack Dorsey, is a vengeful nerd taking out his spite on the cool kids who taunted him in middle school. He has hired a team of equally nerdy and spiteful bindis — the ganges...

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Free Men Vs Bug Men

One brave man can cause a hundred cowardly cockroaches to scatter for cover: The leader of the Danish Hard Line party just called out the #GreatReplacement. Look at the faces of the 'mainstream'...

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Corporate Conspiracy To Silence And Impoverish Political Dissidents

How many cuckservatives in the chattering class are talking about the corporate conspiracies to suppress political dissidents that are happening RIGHT NOW in the supposed free country of America? Men’s...

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America Vs Poland: Vulvo Edition

This is interesting, in a Chinese curse sort of way. Swedish car company Vulvo ran two different ads to be shown in America and Poland. lmao. Do the swedecucks know their audience, or do they simply...

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