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Top-Down Patriotism

A peculiar trend I’ve noticed in the past few years is the emergence of old-skool Americana on the walls and atop the furniture of various upscale shops and restaurants in urban blue elite-capture...

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The Throat Clearing Opener

Reader duderino stumbles upon an excellent jerkboy opener. I was standing behind a hot girl at the grocery store a while back. She was fit and wore tight yoga pants. She was waffling over which sugar...

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Women Who Look Like Fat Men

Lena Dunham — or as Vox Day calls her, the Dunham Horror — is back in the news, attention whoring on social media in her new lingerie fat folds hammock. (WARNING: You are about to see what cannot be...

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The Upside Of Blue Balls: Evidence For The No-Fap Philosophy

It’s biomechanical feedback loops all the way down. Reader chris forwards a study that examined the relationship between testosterone levels and mating success. Fulfilling desire: Evidence for negative...

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America The Beastly

Compare and contrast. America, then: America, now: America the Beautiful to America the Beastly in eighty years. You think this is frivolous, if amusing, griping. Ugliness in body and of spirit, and...

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The Sophistic Shitlib

First, we had the Disingenuous Shitlib. Meet his right-hand woman, the Sophistic Shitlib. Another one of those UGH THE RIGHT WING outrage articles dropped in the CH combox. Every time I permit myself...

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Learn To Touch Women Sooner Rather Than Later

A field report from reader Sentient nicely illustrates the importance of a fundamental game concept: kino. From a sporting event… Lots of outside bars in tents etc. Lots of women milling about, lots of...

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Comment Of The Week: Women’s Brains, What Are They Good For?

Reader tsparks156 refutes the “men love smart women as much as or more than they love hot women” pretty lie by use of a simple observational technique, Look at who are the most popular/highly rated...

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Women And Handbags

Steve Sailer contemplates the riddle of women and their whoring for handbag status. It’s a worthy topic, because handbags appear to confer no sexual market advantage to women, and yet women spend...

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The Obsequious White Male Millennial

Are white male Millennials the most craven American generation ever? Is the white male Millennial the new “nigger of the world“? Reader PA encounters evidence for the proposition. Slice of life...

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Realtalk About The Sexes, 1920s Edition

It seems hard to believe, immersed as we are currently in a miasma of equalist lies, that there were ever times in America’s rapidly receding past when people shared a generally realistic appraisal of...

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The Nonprofit Tweeconomy

What kind of economy do women prop up, and propagate? A reader forwards an unintentionally funny, and portentous, chart. Women in their 20s, 30s, and beyond flock to nonprofits for work. There are...

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America, Then And Now

Then: Now: This comparison was too juicy to pass up. The symbolism works on so many levels. LITERAL GELDED NATION.Filed under: Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America

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Spot The Alpha

Two photos, side by side, both of men tossed out by their irate girlfriends. We don’t see the men (very clearly) or their women, but we do see the ways in which each was ceremoniously dumped. Couples...

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The Beta Orbiter’s Lament

It’s a good idea to avoid the temptation to ask a girl out on a public stage, especially if you don’t know for certain that the girl likes you “that way”. But leave it to beta males to endorse hope...

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How To Spot A Psychopath

If the data and personal observation are accurate and America is filling up with sociopaths and psychopaths, then the best advice a person could get is how to spot psychopaths and either avoid them or...

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Shiv Of The Week: The Earthly Reward For Beta Male Romanticism

What awaits the typical beta male? Reader FrTedCrilly makes a bloodsport of vivisecting the beta male id. Sure Game can save a beta orbiter. Only problem is that beta orbiters often are the most...

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One Weird Trick For Successfully Dating Ex-Pat Girls

Meet a girl, charm a girl, love a girl. Beautiful, you found a soulmate. But, there will come a time, sooner than you’d like, when a girl will want something “more” out of her relationship with you....

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Mattress Girl Made A Porno

Emma Sulkowicz, that psychocunt NB4 who lied about being raped and still carries on as if her lie hadn’t been exposed, is back for more hard shivving (quite literally). She made a porno...

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A Woman’s Looks Are *More* Important To Her Marriageability

The Chateau has been a destination for Crimson Pill pilgrims a long time, yet confusion about the functioning of the sexual market continues bedeviling a fair number of click-by readers. And not just...

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